Wednesday, March 11, 2009

"Lemme Saw That Pussy, Gurl."

Don't attach sex toys to things that are designed to tear shit up.

"Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade [...]"
Article

That's really all there is to it. The link to the article is above, but it really isn't going to tell you much more.

I can only hope that this can spark a new sexual pick-up line - "Lemme saw that pussy, gurl."
I better hear this in a Soulja Boy song.

BTW:
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This is a saber saw (reciprocating saw.) Dildo attached or not, it definitely does not seem like the best candidate for some hot sexing.

My mind really is blown. This sexual exploration was incredibly ill-advised. It seems that it would be simple for someone to stop and think, "I probably shouldn't put this fake penis, made out of a cheap plastic/rubber blend, onto this saw that is designed to cut through incredibly tough materials. I probably shouldn't stick this killing-machine into this girl's thrilling-machine, either..."

Way to go, lady. Your butthole and vagina are now one hole.

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