If you ever happen to catch anything on TLC (and I do mean ON The Learning Channel - not FROM one of the members of the the musical group TLC [i.e. herpes, a case of house-burnt-down-ness, necrophilia]) you have probably seen one of the channel's specials on a person or persons who have something wicked fucked up about them. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you should definitely google-video "The Man Whose Arms Exploded" or "Treeman."
I am sure most people at least check TLC every once in a while to see the special "The Science of Sex," to see the business end of a dick blowing its load inside of vag... I know what you people do. Shame.
I, somehow, have missed out on the phenomenon of Abigail and Brittany Hansel. They are two people - well, technically. They have one body, but 2 heads... Yes, a 2-headed person. And these girls/this girl isn't some hardly-functioning baby, nor is one head all business and the other all drool.
I am talking a fully functional human being, with 2 heads, with independent thought...OH, HAI. GUESS WHAT! THEY TURNED 16, Y'ALL.
Here is a youtube video of the girls/girl doing some normal 16 year-old girl things for the TLC 16th birthday special.
See, normal 16 year-old girls/girl.
But, it really begs the question: Would they get one boyfriend, or two?
You can think about that. And you can come up with the obvious super-shitty, disgusting, low-blow joke on your own. I'm already going to hell.
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